One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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