it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Panties = found
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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