Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis needs a shock collar
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize