OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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