well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.