he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid