kristin has been a bad kristin
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.