Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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