my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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