White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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