Ambien. No doubt about it.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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