he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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