Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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