forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did I show you my penis last night?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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