She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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