No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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