): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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