IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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