I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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