I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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