So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Operation Purity has been aborted
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Pants are for mortals
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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