Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you traded sex for a burrito?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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