Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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