...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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