Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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