I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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