Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have fence marks all over my body
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
