Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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