They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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