2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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