I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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