i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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