I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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