Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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