she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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