we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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