So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
