well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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