she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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