just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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