I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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