But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
