Whod you bang
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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