some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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