don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Pooping to opera.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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