I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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