so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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