I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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