so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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