i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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