Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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