he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Oh god it's open bar.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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