OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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