I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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