I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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