3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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