We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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